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Fashion Victim
  
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The classic 1970s pants worn by Sigourney Weaver at the end of Alien were actually designed by a Mr T Stale of Manchester who won a competition, run by the Guardian newspaper, by correctly answering the question: "Who won at pontoon mother?"

Mr Stale continues to pursue his career in fashion, mainly by leaving soiled handkerchiefs among the lingerie in department stores across the UK.

a while ago
 
Rite of Passage
  
As part of an initiation rite, new cast members on East Enders are regularly immersed in brine and licked clean by Anita Dobson before made to laugh heartily at a humorous drawing of Queen Victoria eating a jar of jellied ecstasy tablets.exclamation
a while ago
 
Tom Foolery
  
exclamationActor Tom Cruise insists that anyone on a production set earning less than $40,000 refer to him at all times as either Big Stella or Spunky Spunky Tom Toms.
a while ago
 
Just Not Cricket
  

In the 19th century it was not uncommon for cricketers to carry a small piece of cake in the seat of their under-shorts tucked in just behind the scrotum.

The ritual was believed to please Pardon, the god of all sports involving silly English clothing and other pompous nonsense.

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a while ago
 
Playing the Game
  
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A game of scrabble that had been going on for over 3000 years on a council estate in the midlands, ended in February 1978.

The decision was made by relatives to call the game a draw, when a neighbour noticed that both participants were dead.

a while ago
 
State of the Art
  
The first ever exhibition at the Tate Shed (an independent gallery located within 3.4miles of the famous Millbank gallery) featured an exhibition in which the artist attempted to demonstrate the pointlessness of chairs by setting one on fire before a backdrop spelling out 'COMFY?' in torn up cushion fragments. exclamation
a while ago
 
All's Fair...
  
exclamationDuring the first world war, the frenzied hate cultivated between Allied and German troops ceased momentarily on Valentine's Day 1916, when opposing troops exchanged greetings cards made from leaves and mud, all featuring lewd riddles and thinly veiled references to shagging.
a while ago
 
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