Over the past five years Stevie Christ has gone from stacking shelves to snorting top-grade cocaine from the cleavages of pole-dancing builders. Since spurting to fame in the 1997 road movie "For The Love Of God Give Me A Biscuit", Stevie has enjoyed his pick of the Hollywood leading-man roles; the reason I ask him why he's done nothing but utter shite.  SC: "Well, isn't what you're really asking: what is more important, love or freedom?"

Stevie Christ's latest movie "If I Could Ask You To Pass The Sugar I Would; Unfortunately I've Been Mute Since Childhood" is released on Friday.