Theresa Sacktrap couldn't believe it when she went to change her bag as usual last Thursday morning. At first she thought it was just some routine discolouration, then she took a closer look. It was unmistakable, the shape of the tantric sex loving "Message In a Bottle" star strumming his guitar and smiling affectionately. Has she seen anything out of the ordinary since then? Sadly not.

"I keep looking for him again every day at the same time but so far no luck. I did once think I caught a glimpse of Ali Campbell of UB40 but it turned out just to be a cloudy patch caused by a urine infection."