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My Mum's Having an Affair with my Wheelie Bin! |
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For real! At first I thought it was a bit weird but she's so happy now I just can't bring myself to disapprove. I'll admit it was embarrassing when she brought it to my wedding and licked it all over during the Grease hit-mix but we've come a long way since she fucked the parking meter outside my school at the first communion rehearsal. I can't really blame her anyway, I mean my dad was her first love and he was part Tupperware.
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