Psychic Tampon Gave Me Multiple Sclerosis

Janayne Corlicap thought she was having a perfectly normal period. It wasn't her usual brand, but the type of tampon was the same one she always used. She was slap in the middle of inserting it when she had a premonition of her neighbour having an accident involving yeast, tin foil and a wayward neice. The next day her neighbour couldn't believe it when she told her, she just looked at her and said "Christ almighty that very thing almost happened to me today", except it was bicarbonate of soda, cling film, and an elderly aunt that the incident had in reality involved. Cut to a few months later, and Janayne gets diagnosed with MS. She asked the doctor if there could be any connection between the two uncanny events coming within such a short space of time. The doctor was sceptical, but you'll have a hard time convincing Janayne that the MS is anything other than the direct result of using the psychic tampon. To this day she keeps it framed in her dining room as a reminder of the interconnectedness of all things sanitary and spiritual.

 
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