Shat Out By My Own Mother

Traceen Nityap certainly knows how to make an unforgettable entrance - her unusual introduction to the world came via her mother's anus! An unorthodox approach to a tricky delivery resulted in Mrs Nityap having to push her first-born out in much the same way as she might have ejected the waste following a hearty roast dinner, or perhaps a tasty pub lunch of baked bean and kebab pie. These days Traceen is anything but shy about her fascinating arse birth, in fact she spends most of her days running a website she set up to support others who've experienced excrement and filth related medical oddities, including a man who cries urine, a woman who can only eat vomit and a pair of twins who shit out of one another's arses.

 
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